That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
The 3 Guys in a Plane
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each...
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...