I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
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Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...
Fur Fortune
Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town...
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia…
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a...
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...