The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
Horses at the Race
|A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse....
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of...