Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A:...