What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
Unfamiliar with a term
|These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...