The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...