Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Who handles cases?
|Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Amish Couple
Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...