Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
The religious bear.
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
Hillary and Bill again!
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
A bat joke.
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single...
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!