60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
The Case of the Smoked Cigar
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive...
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen…
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....