You could feed them a lot faster
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Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Getting old when
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What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...