Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
AN IDIOT’S IDIOT
|Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his...
Questions and Answers…whew!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...