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A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
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Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
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My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
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Irish jokes in a pub
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