Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Men at 35..
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Dear John Reply
The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his...