Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
Seashore with family
|A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.