Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
An Hour of Pleasure
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
Quiz For My Smart Friends
This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a ‘professional smart...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...