Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
College girl visits the doctor
A young woman goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes...
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Hillary and Bill at baseball game
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone...
Quick Thinking!
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.