Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
How old are you?
|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...