Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...