Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...
Noah And Today’s Ark
Noah And Today’s ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Top 10 – Soccer vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Married Men’s Magazine
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