What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Priest Vs Rabi Confession
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional...
Pregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...