Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...
Wife helps out the cop
|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Latex factory
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex...