Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...
Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...