Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates…
Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?Three Irish...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
New military tourism
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...