They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
The Trainee…
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day...