Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...
An old lady lived by herself in a small house…
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town....
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Reasons to allow drinking at work
|The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work....
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...