True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Bud the stud!
How can you compare a lite beer to making love in a canoe? It’s...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
Corporations… OY!
Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn’t be...
Jock vs. Nerd
Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having “retired,”...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...