The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
The Kowalski
The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Bought a bad computer
|Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad ComputerLower corner of screen has the words...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...