What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Why I Fired My Secretary
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Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...