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A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
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Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
R.A.P.
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A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
Oh Baby!
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by...