‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Free advice at social affairs?
|A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss
Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss, 61 pages. Beginner Books, $3.95...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy
Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth. His restrooms are labeled “Bleeders” and “Non-Bleeders”...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...