The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It’s even called “Gravol for Children”....
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife…
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision...
Inspecting the truck
|A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave...