Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Women Appearance
Why do women pay so much attention to their appearance rather than toimproving their...
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...