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The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
That was no piccolo
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“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
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There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
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I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter
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