face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own…
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
The mistress.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an...