Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
Lawyer’s personal injury
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway....
Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding…
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his...
Shortest Book of the Month
Shortest Book of the Month:Ronald Reagan’s “Memories”