Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife...