Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Men That Are Into Commitment
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...
Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...