Finding perfect men
|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...