Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Trip To The Desert
A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...