The Christmas airport
|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Church Collection Distribution
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...