One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Architect programmer
|If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and...
When you are young
|When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...