If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
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Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
A young peasant girl of fourteen…
A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done…
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Variation of return your keys
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IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
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