What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
You have an Internet addiction when . . .
|You kiss your girlfriend’s home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your...
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure…
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state,...
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...