Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
The Tearful Bride…
The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, “Robert...
Adam and Eve.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...