‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...