It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...