What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
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Guitar jokes
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Cow Priced Like A Car
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Your hair smells nice
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Disorderly conduct
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Waking Grumpy
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Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on...
Finding a Chinese Jew
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A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...