Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
On their wedding night the husband was so self…
On their wedding night the husband was so self – conscious about the smallness...
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
Architect programmer
|If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...