How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
Ideal Computer Problem Report Form
In order to streamline the handling of problems within the system. Please fill out...
Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and...
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...