After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one…
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...