There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
Old local blacksmith
|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...